I watched Dancing with the Stars (DWTS) on Monday night only for the purpose of watching Chad Ochocinco dance. I’ve never watched a single second of that show in my life, and I ended up watching a whole hour out of the two-hour show while only mildly wanting to rip my eyes out (while folding laundry with my wife, which means I’m the coolest person ever, or the lamest person ever. I can’t figure out which (oh wait, I can: lame)). Chad did his little dance with Cheryl Burke, and I was actually and legitimately impressed. Yet I think [...]