August 30th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
No. 6 pick Andre “I like twinkies because they taste good” Smith finally put down his double whopper with cheese (and extra mayo) to pick up a pen and sign a contract with the Bengals. This ends his 30 day hold out – that’s almost one day for each Basken Robbins flavor (that’s 3 weight jokes in two sentences… I admit it’s a bit overkill but if you saw the youtube video of him running the 40 with his shirt off, you’d understand… let’s just say he could block TWO defensive ends with his chest (gross!)). They say the deal [...]